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Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Bad day! Missed my bus! Had to wait for the next one, thank god the next bus came shortly.. Fukin bus driver.. he made an emergency brake and I knocked against the girl next to me.. poor girl.. lucky she's not skinny.. if not both of us wud have flung right in front of the bus, next to that fukin bus driver.. lol! Erm.. actually it's not funny.. dunno y I "lol".. Mad.. And u know what! I was late for Saffron!! Grrr.. after i've changed to my uniform, i quickly rushed in.. Saw Mr Joseph and he was like giving me a pissed off face.. i apologize for being late and he commented on my shoes.. goodness sake! I've been wearing the same shoes for the past 2 lessons and he commented only on week 3!!?? I told him that Mr Neo(Restaurant Manager) allowed me to wear penny loafers, he asked Mr Neo and Mr Neo answered "ya, it's alright la" and then Joseph said, you'll not be allowed to wear penny loafers for BESE anyway but i hit back saying that Mr Tan(BESE Tutor) allowed me to wear penny loafers too! =PpPp And then he asked me whether i brought my wine opener... SHIT!!!! I forgot to bring the wine opener!!! Mr Neo is really a nice guy! He told me to go to the kitchen to borrow a wine opener from one of the culinary science students.. i went to the kitchen n told the chef that i need to borrow a wine opener.. Zhen Qiang borrowed me his wine opener.. how nice of him.. =) A really bad day! But I'm thankful there are nice people like Mr Neo and Zhen Qiang! Everything else went smoothly juz that when we had our final role play.. i actually dropped the butter knife while clearing the table... Irene was good.. although she made lotsa mistakes she still neva gave up and corrected her mistakes.. Learnt folding napkins and wine opening... Omg.. napkin folding and wine opening was hilarious and "dirty"!
Napkin Folding & Wine Opening
Omg.. while doing the napkin folding.. i was wondering whether we were having a sex education or sumtin.. the girls in my class was so erm..*dun wanna use the word "horny"* i think their brains r polluted.. we folded the napkin into a candle.. n the girls went "eh mine is soft, not hard, mine thick.. mine long.. mine tis mine that.."<-- doesnt sound right, rite? Dun wanna tok the part abt inserting into the hole... corrupted brains... N the wine opening session!!! The girls pronounce "cork" as "cock".. omg! definitely doesnt sound right... Mr Neo was like.. dun wanna teach liao.. coz the girls la.. can u imagine.. they actually said "eh how come the cork(pronounced as cock by them) cannot go in(into the bottle) ar? and 1 girl said "the bottle is a virgin la.. tts y so difficult to go in" omg!!!!! There are lots other "dirty" things that were said la.. but i dun wanna mention them here... coz too "dirty".. poor Mr Neo, gotta teach tis class.. n he actually told me "Saed u r in the wrong class.. very wrong class..." I thought so too!!!
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Name: Eryan
Sanctuary: Tampines, Singapore
Occupation: Dreamer
D.O.B: 04 January'86
Status: Single
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